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alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in 0 point 5 seconds.

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
me: zelda is the name of the guy

emblemcrossing:

I’m just trying to have a nice Wifi session and then